Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Teaser: The Penguins Are Coming

Actually, they're already here, escaping from your brain and possibly living under your porch. It's a conspiracy, I think, and one that I've mapped out the beginning parameters of at least. Turns out, though, I'm too much in the bag tonight to lay it all out. Hence the teaser. Check back tomorrow, and you will learn more. Brain capacity, Barack Obama, Douglas Adams, the Los Angeles entertainment industry, global warming...they're all involved, and implicated, even.

Tomorrow, if I feel up to it, I'm going to blow the whole thing wide open. Kinda like Willow and Tara and the bacchanals. Once more with feeling. I'm just sayin'.


  1. Hey, it's a teaser. So thank you. Whaddya want?

    Actually, it's been a long and somewhat unexpectedly soul-sucking week at the crystal mines, and I've been meaning to get back to this, but it demands focus and whatnot that I just don't have at my disposal at this point in the wee hours between Thursday night and Friday morning. I'm thinking the weekend, and it will be epic. Well, at least somewhat epic. It may have multiple hyperlinks, and footnotes. We shall see.

    Be assured, though, my dear...penguins walk among us (and/or live under our porches). Tra la.