Actually, they're already here, escaping from your brain and possibly living under your porch. It's a conspiracy, I think, and one that I've mapped out the beginning parameters of at least. Turns out, though, I'm too much in the bag tonight to lay it all out. Hence the teaser. Check back tomorrow, and you will learn more. Brain capacity, Barack Obama, Douglas Adams, the Los Angeles entertainment industry, global warming...they're all involved, and implicated, even.
Tomorrow, if I feel up to it, I'm going to blow the whole thing wide open. Kinda like Willow and Tara and the bacchanals. Once more with feeling. I'm just sayin'.
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